Didn’t you say that his skillset was nonexistent?

Not going to lie, but having Jake and Tavros fighting Slick might be for the best. Because they might at least be hesitant enough to learn that Slick is trying to kill English.

Granted, Slick will still probably try to stab them, but at least there is a chance.

And this is where Jake learns that his entire life just has been a Joke.

I believe you are talking to Jeep there, Vriska.

I can’t really argue with her there. This really does sound so stupid.

Yeah Vriska, What?? Like, you didn’t want to tell people that Slick is still trying to kill English as a way to, idk, have Slick lead them and again try to boost people to their “better selves”?

Gee Vriska, thanks for putting people on “Pool Duty”. You certainly know how to boost everyone’s contribution here.

As opposed to any other point in Homestuck?

THAT is the same smile that I have on my face right now, because we are about to be talking about the best Jack.

Part 354

I hope everyone had a good holiday last week. I sure did. But now I’m back to continue what I started.

And to point out, I do remember that Arquius came out the fuck nowhere when Caliborn was doing his stop-motion shenanigans (tbh I was treating that segment more like a fever dream). But now I’m just waiting for when Arquius is going to somehow do that same thing in this new timeline, post-reset.

I’m still waiting Hussie. I know that is going to happen again because I know you.

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Part 353

Going to end it here guys. We got some more battle plans and who is on what Team. Still no hint to what Vriska’s journey is about. Thinking Kanaya is going to help Karkat go to the Volcano.

Obviously both Lalondes want to fight Ferrari, seeing how she was the one to kill their moms. Plus Roxy just hated her forever so. John joining them is going to make me happy, the idea of him zapping away but reappearing close by to whack her in the face. Maybe John will summon another silly hat for her to wear. Or a bomb. Another bomb.

…speaking of Bombs did John ever give Terezi his dad’s wallet yet? Because from what I remember he hasn’t.

Anyway, Terezi is making sure her hero is doing the best he can. It is still up in the air who is going to defeat English. And now the Horse Prophecy is going to come to pass. Because of course it is. It’s homestuck.

The problem with me is. I know this is going to happen. Somehow. Someway. Arquius is going to ride a shit ton of horses to battle for some reason. But because it is in a climatic battle, I will forget. And even if I don’t, the horse thing will still catch me off guard whenever he is going to do it.

Spiel. Muscles. What’s the difference?

God Fucking Dammit Arquius. Dammit Hussie. Is this where the whole “your demise is going to be in proximity of horses” shit comes from?? Because Arquius is going to ride a shit ton of horses to battle, or whatever horse related bullshit Arquius is going to bring?

You say this, while I respect if, I can’t help but flashback to the time Equius willingly let Gamzee choke the life out of him so…I just wished he made better choices.