His previous job was working for…wait….WAIT A FUCK
Wait A Fuck Hold Up I GOT some REVIEWING TO DO!!
Before Roy there was another. One who also knows his pain.
God, right. I forgot. He was hired as a…what are those guys called….announcer for this guy.
It’s probably going to turn into a Monty Python “Dear Brave Sir Robin” bit and he gets fired. Because Elan.
See I thought this was the time span of when they run into Roy and actually start the Order. But now I am thinking that it is also simultaneously the date when they decided to be an adventurer. Which is cool to see them having different starting points.
Cool, nice seeing you just casually bounce back from that bombshell of ruining Durkon’s life. Really, thanks for caring.
Clint McElroy Voice:
No, No I’m with the first guy. You doomed them.
You better buy this book if you want to know the joke for this panel, because I am NOT going to ruin that beautiful joke.
I don’t want to be mean
But the short jokes get to me man.
The first time out of his home, unable to return, ignorant of the world or culture around him, completely alone.
And after all of that, he still managed to persevere.
Yeah, actually though. That is a very good point he brought up here.
You couldn’t at least give him a fucking chance to say his goodbyes!?
But at least he got some protection. Thank Thor for small favors.
You couldn’t at least give him a fucking chance to say his goodbyes!?
Dammit. DAMMIT! I want to believe that this is just a honest to Thor religious thing. But I can’t help reading this being darker. Like…they picked Durkon purposefully because they know he will be gone for a long ass time.
You heard it here first folks. It’s now canon that come people become clerics because they be horny for gods.
Thank Thor for High Constitution!
Ok, but the idea that ALL of the Dwarves from Durkon’s homeland are just tree-haters is somehow more hilarious to me.
And throw Merle Highchurch into the mix and we really have a party.
This is going to make me cry.
I fucking know this is going to make me cry already.
I don’t think I can handle this.
While I appreciate her money-hoarding ways, she has literally left the life she had for her entire adulthood to go save someone. You got to respect how she has no hesitation for this.
Honor Among Thieves. Got to love it when it is done well.
Thank you TAZ, now all I can think of is that this is the OOTS Alternate Universe version of Taako.
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