Tag: dfParadoxSpace

Yeah, sort of rethinking your father-son time, aren’t you?

Which is fair. Being anywhere near Bro’s guardianship would make anyone appreciate what they have.

I don’t think Bing was crucified, but his computers did travel through time and dimensions.

And brotherhood and sonsmanship gets more complicated when you are your dad’s dad and brother, and being your brother’s father.

Building Character? Nah. But Quality Time pretty much hits it.

I want to say Dave is making shit up…but given how weird and terrible Bro is, I have to take this as truth.

This is probably why he raps to himself, it was the only way to keep himself entertained.

Wow, even Dashcon had balls in the ballpit.

Look at him drowning in the balls. It’s hilarious, if the idea of a store having a spare ball room isn’t weird.

At least there weren’t any puppets. Bro had to make his own felt fetish.

I tried clicking the link. I really did. I wanted to see the shitty hipster ads.

Oh John….I get the feeling this store isn’t going to be that wholesome.

I am no idea what the “BrajStop” is, but I am assuming it is a place to yet again show off Bro’s failure as parenting.

This face is such a mood. I’m keeping it.

Pray to your internet god that your dad never gets access to your chat account on his pda.

Dad’s buying more Crocker Foods! How to Abort!!

It takes a brave child to swear in front of their parents. John hasn’t reached Dave Levels yet.

Will Dad ever talk? Is he forced to only communicate via inspirational note cards?

Then again, he doesn’t have a mouth. Perhaps that is the only way.

If you never felt this way when shopping with your parent, Congrats: you have successfully repressed those memories.

Oh shit Hussie Wrote this.

This is like, entering into forbidden knowledge here.

Given how my cat literally tried to bring in a live mouse inside the house for being the mighty hunter she was….this tracks.

Jane is fucking adorable. Look at her back when the logo was a spoon and her life wasn’t messed up.

This isn’t as…wholesome…as Bec…but it’s a cat so it fits.