
At least there weren’t any puppets. Bro had to make his own felt fetish.

At least there weren’t any puppets. Bro had to make his own felt fetish.

I tried clicking the link. I really did. I wanted to see the shitty hipster ads.

Oh John….I get the feeling this store isn’t going to be that wholesome.

I am no idea what the “BrajStop” is, but I am assuming it is a place to yet again show off Bro’s failure as parenting.

This face is such a mood. I’m keeping it.

Pray to your internet god that your dad never gets access to your chat account on his pda.

Dad’s buying more Crocker Foods! How to Abort!!

It takes a brave child to swear in front of their parents. John hasn’t reached Dave Levels yet.

Will Dad ever talk? Is he forced to only communicate via inspirational note cards?
Then again, he doesn’t have a mouth. Perhaps that is the only way.

If you never felt this way when shopping with your parent, Congrats: you have successfully repressed those memories.

Oh shit Hussie Wrote this.
This is like, entering into forbidden knowledge here.

Given how my cat literally tried to bring in a live mouse inside the house for being the mighty hunter she was….this tracks.

Jane is fucking adorable. Look at her back when the logo was a spoon and her life wasn’t messed up.

This isn’t as…wholesome…as Bec…but it’s a cat so it fits.

You know, when she isn’t being used as an ultimate weapon and spy for an evil fish woman.

I’m glad that he’s celebrating. Like, I get the feeling that Derse doesn’t really have much good fortune going around for the regular joes.

“We Survived!”
“And we got a Story!”
“HURRAY!”

Holy Shit.
Remember how Beta Dad was investigating meteor explosions way way way before? Yeah, now we got the Derse version of it.
Better get the scoop!

“He’s Dead; How would he be in a Kerfuffle?”
“I don’t know, it fit the alliteration!”

“Hhrmph!”
“What? I mean, it’s true isn’t it? Probably?”

“IT’S BEEN 6 HOURS!”
“NO MORE! I CAN’T THINK ANYMORE!”

Cute. The bow-tie is like Caliborn and Calliope colors.