Tag: dfPS03

No idea what this could possibly mean, but I am already interested.

While I didn’t need to know the shape of Scratch’s Nipples, I approve of Hussie giving him an existential crisis.

Well done Morrison, you’ve done it again.

Sure Scratch might be able to win within the rules, but how can you win against someone outside of them?

Including the version where your board was part of a complete breakfast?

I wouldn’t touch that Hussie. It’s chock full of pretentiousness.

And here’s the question. Did your boss go mad, or was he always like this?

You can never really read the motives of someone who really doesn’t give a shit.

THIS IS WHAT HE GETS!

THIS IS WHAT HE GETS FOR TRYING TO PLAY CHESS IN WONDERLAND!!!

Please please PLEASE tell me Hussie was just going to use that as a coffee table!! I love everything about this.

Hussie just needed to find uses for all his Chess Knight figures. And he meant to order actual full-body horses.

Hussie is truly a terrifying man indeed.

Uh, the ones without the crowns? How are you this dumb Scratch?

Scratch is going to just drown in his own ego.

That is just called Stratego.

Wait, are they horses??

Did Hussie just fucking make the entire chess board nothing but horses???

How did he have that many horse pieces lying around??

He fucking glows like a flash light. I can’t unsee his lamp-post head.

dafukdidiwatch:

No shit he’s not moving a piece! I wouldn’t move a piece! I would knock over the table before actually moving a piece! Who knows where that voodoo board came from!

ALSO YOU’RE FUCKING WHITE YOU PIECE OF SHIT! HE’S WAITING FOR YOU TO MOVE!

No shit he’s not moving a piece! I wouldn’t move a piece! I would knock over the table before actually moving a piece! Who knows where that voodoo board came from!

I can’t believe that the Devil just contacted his own Devil, intentionally.

Guys…I’m not…like Scratch…am I?

No I’m not, that’s ridiculous. He likes playing because he knows he can win and knows how to without playing. I like playing because I like the game and winning is just an aftermath from it.

I solved my own existential crisis….hopefully.

Yeah, because you get to play the game.

Take it from me, I’ve never lost a game of Connect 4. I just really like playing it.