Tag: dfSA

5 days without fresh clothes? And if one of them was on their period?? Yeah I would go back out into danger for that shit.

Young Adult novels are nothing BUT Apocalypse scenarios. They should at least have some idea on what to do

Only on comic #4 and he is tired of this bullshit.

One minute he was doing practice drills and punching drunk guys, the next he woke up to an apocalypse as Merle Highchurch. He has the right to lose it.

Well that was a fucking long time to be knocked out. And the girls stayed with him throughout? Damn that is dedication.

I mean, it proves that the apocalypse is happening. Not necessarily a zombie one.

Jazz Hands to your doom.

I love how he was going to argue more on why zombies aren’t real, instead of “what the fuck why did you cut off my arm???”

I can’t tell if the situation hasn’t set in yet for these girls, or if they are like Gen Z kids who don’t give a shit.

Yeah….who gets the honor of telling him that they were the ones to cut off his arm?

Nice jump-cut. I guess our main character for this story is Coach, as the girls recant the tale of how he lost his arm.

This implies that they all knew that he was going to turn into a zombie and to do something about it. Are they going to pull a Kanaya and amputate?

Oh no, my one weakness: getting punched in the head while my student sort of flirts by looking at my injury. How did you know?

Gain new respect for your coach. He just sucker punched a guy

Even if that was a regular guy, you should probably amputate. Humans have filthy mouths.

Good to know the zombie virus isn’t immediate. But how long will he last before feeling the Need to Feed?

Mutilation? In my apocalypse? More likely than you think.

Why does it look like he is pushing his teeth out of his mouth like a shark? The zombie looks like a fucked up parrot fish.

You know you can help right? Thanks for writing off your coach who is Right There!

That’s what gets you. He just grabs your hand. You know that is only scary when a zombie does that. If it was a regular person you would fear nothing.