
Karkat, you are stress typing. My friend gets this sometimes. Please stop talking.

Karkat, you are stress typing. My friend gets this sometimes. Please stop talking.

Oh god, Karkat is trying to cover his past ass in the future. Karkat please stop talking

Karkat is right now trying to cover his ass. Plus, John talked to Later Karkat, meaning he was probably over his Spades Crush by then (right?)

Just all of it. Just all of it is fucking glorious and I can’t take any part away.
The fact that John is upset about upsetting Karkat without even knowing what is going on just kills me.

Yikes, Karkat is still having Spades problems about John right now.

Too late, It’s canon. Karkat has a tendril somewhere on his body. It is now up to the reader to figure out where that is

4-Square loving. The dumbest way of putting it, but I love it all the same

I didn’t even want to ask! (but yeah you do sound a little bitter Karkat, better change up your plan of attack here)

Don’t you know Karkat? Love is the strangest things, and humans can love anything they want

They are having a conversation on love her Karkat, don’t interrupt

Goddamn same John. Same so fucking hard

Way to stay on track John

Dave’s more eloquent and thoughtful way of saying “but do you like like her?”, which I like

See? That is what I am thinking too!

They are fucking ignoring Karkat who literally said that these girls will kill them, and is just talking about love and romances together. This is beautiful

Please take a moment to let all of THAT sink in here

John you dumb child, yes!!

Assassination? Are you referring to the games that they use to play together…or that John and Dave are being trained to assassinate someone?

FUCK YES! Called it!!! Vriska/John is edging to canon baby!!!
Now we just have to stop Vriska’s murder streak here.