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oh yeah Dave. Sorry to burst your bubble, but not everyone is ironic in raps.

The worst part is that Equius doesn’t get what he did wrong

Only in Homestuck where I can find an Shakespearean styled rap about bestiality (and please don’t tell me there are other sources for this some things are best left unknown)

Now he isn’t even trying to hide it

I am so sorry Dave, I tried to warn you

And boom, last sentence is where the ball is dropped

Holy Fuck, he is rapping in iambic pentameter. That I did not expect

Go my Bro, do your knightly duty

Dave is now our one true King

He pulled the Sword out of the Thing

Dave, please get distracted. You don’t know what you are getting into with Equius

ok…Equius can dish it back, and Dave has found a worthy opponent

He’s just salty he can’t beat Dave’s flow

I want to hear someone actually try to do the dave raps here. Like it can be a Dave off of whoever can Dave Rap the best Dave rap the best.

Oh don’t you know about their Spades nature here

I figured out my voice. I think I am reading Dave as Lin Manuel Miranda, but with his cocky character of Usnavi from In The Heights

glad to see you put yourself at a high standard

Dave using his position/planet in his rap, nice

No Dave, Weird but Not Alright. Like the furthest from alright. Reverse that flow

It is nice to see Dave at least trying to encourage Equius, even if it is so that he can spite Equius down

Oh I know you are Equius, I unfortunately know