Please don’t tell me he raps about his…..private life. If that is the case, please keep them private

Dave is calling you out! It is the Rap of the Century!!!

Cool Kid vs Tooly McSnoothole!!!!!!!

Mood

Oh no! I can’t play tricks? Whatever shall I do?? Oh well I guess I have to stop then, I’ll just stop on the corner of Neh and Ver, I’m sure you can find your way

Booooo! He caught on. But that means that he talked to the other humans before Dave. I can’t believe I missed that

Now I really want Dave to imply that Equius is the “savior” because that would be really funny to watch

I forgot they consider rapping sacred/noble

I would feel sad for having someone believe the obvious lies Dave says, but then I remember that this is Equius and I don’t feel sad anymore

no not really, but we do have initiation rituals that focus on blood and pain if that’s your cup of tea

I approve of screwing with Equius, you do the lord’s work Dave

Dave is going to dance in circles around you

I think you are the first one who noticed that humans don’t use the blood hierarchy, but that is because the rest of the trolls don’t care

Of course he would.

At least Dave is upgrading his sword while dealing with this shit

Oh god I am afraid and excited all at once for this conversation. The mash up I never thought possible