I keep using that one a lot, don’t I?

ok, this was funny

John is friends with 2 constant sarcastic people, he is able to read between the lines and knows about your Cage Shrine

Welp, John’s on fire now. This is great.

Nick Cage is a smouldering flame of burning passion which is what you’re going to be in like 5 minutes if you don’t GET A MOVE ON!!!

At least my mortal enemy thinks I’m a hero.

That does not help my comfort level Vriska. If you want to think, Fine, Think of a way for him to escape!!!

…uh….is she pulling a megamind where she wants to make a superman to her Lex Luthor?

John’s question: “If you know I will rise, then why would do this to me in the first place”

Answer: Stable Time Loop

oh god she really is moving on from Tavros to John. She pulled the same shit on Tavros too.

SURE the future will turn out fine, but it doesn’t exactly help HIM out in the present, nor does it excuse you for putting him in there.

Good! Question! John! VRISKA!!! YOU HAVE THE FLOOR

She thinks she can’t control human brains because we are dumb, when actually our brains are so much more complex that she can’t control it properly.

Uh…why was she trying to control John…or Dave for that matter? Was she testing out her power via Itachi style?

John, if someone told me they made he asleep and crash into a burning demonic ocean, “you can do that?” would NOT be my first question.

Good, cut to the chase because you don’t have time for anything else

you weren’t waiting….riiiiiiiight

You literally can see in his future, shouldn’t you know about the fire (since, you know, you were the one to knock John out cold)

Yo that is some disney villain shit right there

k, let’s see what Vriska has to say for herself