
I think I covered part of it, but it still isn’t enough

I think I covered part of it, but it still isn’t enough

No Vriska! NO! What is even your plan??? Are you trying to Spades-Fuck Jack?!!?! Not everything has to be a fucking good guy/bad guy power struggle, ESPECIALLY when you are clearly not the Good Guy! You are a bad guy making a worse guy to pose as a good guy, like what the fuck!

List of things Vriska did during this game
Vriska…..why….

…ok he still looks cool. Not going to lie, the spear is badass

Yeah Vriska….WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT VRISKA

…wait a fuck
Vriska PLANNED THE DOG?!?!

….Vriska….It’s a dog….it was raised by Jade…..does she not know how dogs work?

so….why Vriska, who blew up, and why are they looking into Dave’s room?

Everything but how you will never even see nick cage for the rest of your life.

no shit it isn’t going to work. That is the ONLY sensible thing that you have said all conversation

You don’t even deserve a Nick Cage Shrine

Vriska is going to make Tavros make the dog fight Jack, I can just feel it in my bones

Vriska, the amount of respect that would be gained from you would be roughly the size of a grain of sand from the shores of “Fuck You Sea”. Lovely ocean front, you won’t be invited.

That is literally the mood I have for this entire conversation right now.

Nice backhanded complement Vriska. Your audition for “Mean Girl #3″ is going really well here.

Yes Really the Point!
Jade had been sleeping because Vriska was screwing with her the entire time???
Vriska couldn’t get John to wake, so she practiced her abilities on Jade her entire life, making Jade sleep at the most INOPPORTUNE TIMES HERE
Jegus what I’m I to say about that, really

Hearing her complement him on something like this is like the villain telling the hero “we aren’t so different, you and I”

it means that I get to see an amazing alien biology, Vriska is demonstrating a very rare ability where trolls are about to shit from their mouths.

At least she doesn’t see her friends as tools Vriska

YES! Stand your ground Tavros!!! DON’T BACK DOWN!