Stopping here. Eridan ruined my morning enough for today. (I mean, I joke, but I still don’t like him).
At least Jade has her neat stuff. But Eridan is so…clingy and needy and the fucking epitome of a Nice Guy™ that is just….ew. Can he not? Like never, for the rest of my life.
God I hate him.
Yes, this is literally what I said. Stop being trash Eridan.
Oh you are giving her your gun? How sweet. Too bad I LITERALLY don’t want anything from you
What the fuck, don’t shove your baggage on other people!?!
I had to show the entire conversation again, because damn does it sound even more raving like this.
So the original angels with like 100 eyes and no mouths and a burning wheel. Not those lame posers with wings and humanoid.
Then burn alongside with them
You are literally holding the same stick.
The one rival that you need is the one that pisses you off the greatest by not doing anything about your dramatic bullshit.
Me and Jade are on the same wavelengths here. I can’t believe that this guy is my sign
oh yes you are really wooing her over here
His love life is basically a the Troll version “nice guy” ™
He’s just salty that he didn’t get a crystal ball.
And we hit the nail on the head! Thanks for playing Eridan. Tune in next weak for another game of “What Issues Does This Guy Have?”
I’m doing that “math calculation meme” right now because I am trying to think of some moment where Eridan would get that idea.
The only thing I can think of is “2 girls vying for the attention of the last men of earth” but even then that is nothing.
I mean, there is a BIG difference between “I want you to be my sworn enemy” and “I want your friend to be my sworn enemy”
I can’t tell if Eridan is at a point where he knows about Karkat’s Diamondness to Jade, or is just speaking big because he is a dick.
Also, you do know that the humans don’t have a rivalry, right?
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