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You should be happy that she hates you that much then. Personalize your hatred.

Jade, that is some fucking good shade right there.

No, fuck you, I don’t want it.

That, that is sad and dumb. I mean, I can get why you would want to romanticize it to find your purpose like that, but to do it because one guy you literally have no information at all about for your entire life might have done it that you can’t 100% prove? That is dumb.

At least with lineage we have some form of proof to continue the family destiny.

You got to hate on Human Baby making, we get to hate on yours.

I’m sure that isn’t true. Trying to find your parents isn’t what is going to get you killed, it’s that Trolls will take any excuse to murder.

You are like the Godfather that no one ever wanted.

Mother Grub gives birth through her nipples?

Don’t worry Jade. You will find out eventually. Probably later on in the day when you become a grandma at age 13. Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised of you actually adopted your Grandfather’s younger self when he ran off from France as your kid because that is the time of time-shit Hussie would pull.

I mean, I wouldn’t want a McFly situation either. I happen to like my existence.

He should have been more concerned about upsetting me. This is upsetting.

The only plus side is that…maybe Jade manages to grow old…..maybe

I was. He flirts with everything under the sun, mood, and the meteorite that is about to kill you all. So don’t act surprised when think that asking out sentient chess pieces would be in your wheelhouse.

You can shove that fuckin science stick right up noir’s ass for all I care. But I am sure you will have to fight Vriska for that right.

I didn’t want to laugh, but I did. This was funny, but I still don’t like him.

Yes that is true, he is a trash man. Plus side is that no one will ever believe him really.

But back on point, when the FUCK did you get a grandson??

Like……what?

Is this another genetic paradox machine things??

Or….OR…….a salamander got sentient thought and thinks your his grandma….

just…how??

I get that trolls use a fuck-bucket to make babies…but do they really not know about Sex? Is that why they think families are weird?

…what??

Got to arm all animals everywhere. The revolution is at hand

oh ho. So this wasn’t Harley’s weapon, but someone else’s. Very interesting.

So if Eridan’s gun was given to penpal now, so they could adjust it and send it back in time to Jade to add on to the rabbit….it sounds stupid when you say this out loud and only works for Homestuck Context

Wants to get away from this conversation so that way he won’t be seen as a tool.

Joke’s on him, he is already a tool.