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And here we have Scratch offering candy to the local children before asking them to get inside his nice white van

I’m fucking gagging people what the fuck did I just read!?!?

There are two ways I can take Rose’s “…Really.”

1) She doesn’t believe that Scratch is a walking talking Cue Ball

2) He basically did the fucking alien version of “Age is just a number” pedo bullshit

And my first thought was number 2 because fuck this guy is the worst

Oh it was terrible the moment Scratch opened his typewriter. It also doesn’t help that I now of 3 other girls that he was in contact with, and somehow only girls

yeah, no. I have some better jokes than that:

taken from people I actually like

I can’t believe that you are arguing over whether or not Scratch saying “I like young ladies” to a 13 year old girl, is creepy. It is creepy my dude. super super creepy.

yeah it fucking is

It is a fetish of mine, to be as perfect as the visions that I have seen.

If you can’t laugh you cry, or get mad. Hey, how funny was that reality joke where Vriska had your shit? You were laughing up a storm then.

Hey look, we found his “second joke.” I wouldn’t help this guy Rose, at all

Got to make sure to get the facts straight before moving on with this

You are so far up your own ass that you can’t even see when someone is flattering you

oh my god, is she going to try and play him??

Yeah no shit, seeing how Scratch the “honest guy” can just say “jk I didn’t actually want to die thanks for doing the thing you did” all while keeping up his own appearance of being his honest guy.

He is an asshole