For someone who prides themselves on seeing everything, how the fuck did you not know to dodge?

BET YOU DIDN’T SEE THIS COMING ASSHOLE!!!!

klahoma

good thing I was right

And it looks like my prediction powers are coming true too

YASSSSSSSSS MY BOY RISES LIKE BADASS THAT HE IS TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF AN OVERSTATED EIGHTBALL

Get a better logo, you aren’t impressing anyone

WHICH FUCKING JACK WHICH FUCKING JACK

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MY MURDEROUS MAFIA BOY AND THE MURDEROUS DOG-DEMON

Hey would you look at that, he has finally revealed his true colors here. Glad to know that you do absolutely look down on us.

My door doesn’t have a peephole either, you aren’t that special there

so where is he you blank void?

Scratch you have the dumbest arrows

cool, allow this strange man into your arrogant snuppity house and let’s move on.

He better be someone fucking important for you to actually meet them face-to-face

….I know that he is trying to look cool, but I can fucking use this

Why is it a letter o? Is it to symbolize your empty head you walking talking knock-off fortune telling machine?

yeah upon further inspection, I agree that Scratch…..is a dick

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really man? I still have to hover over everything? Why must you be this extra?

First thing my eyes jumped to and is probably right

really man? I still have to hover over everything? Why must you be this extra?