
Is that your storage? A holster belt?

Is that your storage? A holster belt?

Nice to hear that you love your grandma. Not that Jade didn’t love Harley, but everyone should love Alpha-Jade.
Does this mean she was killed by a dual-weilding toddler?

Here is my power: GUN, in a symmetrical form.

Well that was easy. Just step to collect

I was right! Those arms were guns!!

So is that your thing then? Jade sleeps randomly, while Jake zones out?

And here we are in your wonderful abode cluttered with shit.

Hussie hits all possible options here. Luckily for you, I have not been the other guy, so I am going to click on the other guy.
Reach for that doorknob of freedom
When a wild screen change appears!

That is basically what I just said.

Reach for that doorknob of freedom

When a wild screen change appears!

LOADING LOADING LOADING

Exit stage left!

*In Bad French Accent*


Given how we are in an alternate reality, I can’t tell if the people she is disguising herself to be are fictional or actually real here.

Remember people, dress to your comfort. That’s my motto.

You just changed mustaches. Boo! Minus Points for lack of creativity.

ANOTHER DISGUISE! PLOT TWIST!!


Well…..that is something. Not sure if it is good, but it is something.

Now, you are 15. Will your disguise be better than John’s 13 year old disguise????


Given how Betty Crocker has given you everything, I bet you have some Baking Laser Gun somewhere in your recipe book.