plays “I’m a big girl now” from Hairspray as she tap dances out of the house

Your dad is the best.

Having a “dear jane” letter isn’t as funny as a “dear john” letter

for a second there, I thought Sebastian was giving her his business card.

Good, now where is he going to put it

A true bionic bunny. Now shove Poppop in there.

Alright Seb. Lift fridge, be free.