
Sometimes you just have to murder on the go

Sometimes you just have to murder on the go

So Rose wrote MEOW with her cat, while Jade had a dog.
Jake wrote BARK from his maybe dog, while Roxy has a cat.
I see a connection people.

Yes, let’s see what weird DNA word you write down.

Roxy is a prophet, but only when drunk.
She writes what she saw in her sleepwalking dreams, but only when drunk.

You know, she can touch her modus right? Could she, maybe, grab a bottle and smash it over someone’s head? Improv Weapon.

Hoard them in your forever cave!

Are you saying the puppet cursed the cat Hussie? Is that what you are saying?

Wait, a book of death secrets, a curse of knowledge, if this talking about Cal and Gamzee?
Either that or a bad end between Ford and Bill, Heyo!

Frigglish? Fricken’ English?

kitty kitty

Apparently Jaspers isn’t special if a Stray Cat got to have a name first before him.

I love dark and sad shit too, but sometimes after reading Langst Fics for about a year you just want to enjoy some happier shenanigans.

Given the green, Zazzerpan could be Lord English. And Cal kept playing after death because he turned that chess game into a Dating Sim to convince the queen to keep fighting.

So there are 13 wizards, but there are 12 trolls, trying to match out an allegory here between this book series and homestuck plot.


I found Cal’s humansona

Cal’s human-troll-hybridsona.
Hell the name Calmasis is fucking close to Kismesis!

Holy Fuck, this looks gothic. Like, if Alpha-Jegus was a conductor at a wizard school.

K, now the poster looks like a Tim Burton Version of Harry Potter

Crime of the Lime?
Child of the Legend?
Chuck out the Lettuce?

ok, ok but, Queen Feferi being absolutely afraid of Alpha-Rose because Fuck Yeah she would have taken over the world no matter what, and Roxy just wanting her mom to be a witch? That is the best.