because you’re a toddler and eat everything you touch

again, monkey solution

apparent there is gold in them thar hills

maybe there is a can opener in there. You never know

got to see the frontier

Wow, I can’t wait to see how awful these clown kings are. I’m sure I would hate them too

yeah…I can see why a democracy would be more appealing than a monarchy

listen this is the dream government right here

again. It is either this or going outside and suffering. So enjoy the daydream while you can

You must be so bored with yourself, but honestly what else would you do here

I mean, you have nothing else to do

ok…so either you forgot that you are an imp, or the demon clowns were never imps to begin with.

Be what you were meant to be

what the hell?

plastic mail flag? Seriously?

definitely not your wit

excuse me while I play the world’s smallest violin

Who wants to guess that he doesn’t find anything?

you can smash them against the wall or something. Monkeys know how to do that

The sooner you do this, the sooner I can see something interesting

And you lost so much by eating the damn pages