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Dirk, you were talking about Kyle, about Roxy’s not really committed flirting, right in front of Kyle’s face. That’s like talking shit about a friend to their crush while the friend is standing right next to you. Kyle has the right to be pissed.

oh this is bad. This is bad and it makes me very sad.

And thus a commitment has been made by all of Homestuck, hitting on a 13 year old when you are 16 is creepy as shit and should not continue.

In the name of Dirk, Hussie, and Jegus, Amen.

Well Roxy just summed you your monologue in 3 words. She would have saved you a lot of time.

holy fucking shit, I was fucking right. he is evolving the personality of a 13 year old, while using the personality of a 13 year old as a guideline.

good, lay it out for her. I mean, it took Jake a while to know that Kyle is his own thing, so I get it if she fully didn’t understand it yet, but she should know now.

Dirk sees that is isn’t ironic. Roxy does not.

I just have to know what event diverted Kyle into his own personality.

oh no…

I knew that Doppelglasses Kyle (still keeping that name) is sentient because he just went fucking off on Jake before. But on shit, he likes flirting with Roxy. He fucking likes Roxy.

and her seeing it as “ironic” hurts.

Roxy is so thirsty not even the ocean can satisfy her.

Yeah, remember how twitter made a japanese school-girl bot depressed? We should just have this nailed to the door every time we make an AI

The more you talk to the Doppelglasses the more he is going to retain those sexy thoughts, you are smutting with a somewhat-clone of Dirk because of you admitting your longing for said friend, and the fact that the Dobbelglasses are better at smutting than Dirk is.

Just off the top of my head.

Smut, in my text-chat? More likely than you think.

Well…if you made it in the past of with your past identity, then even with him improving he is going to use that as a basis, so he still stays fun I guess

yes that’s him, bobob the robob.

I wish MOAR would let me understand Jack, Jack has too many issues to deal with.

That is hilarious. You’re AI auto-responder who represents you is more fun than you.

because unlike you, Dirk knows that he needs Jane if he wants to live in the game, or live period.

Maybe it was after being forced to run a multimillion tech company under the guise of his dead brother that forced him to mature ans become a stick-in-the-mud.

You mean Jegus.

Jesus won’t help you know, but Jegus might.

Oh she listened, but I believe it is a bit too late for that, since she already did it. Better to ask for forgiveness.