

oh goodie. Glad you ate it off screen. I just assumed you would unhinge your jaw like the snake-glutton you are


oh goodie. Glad you ate it off screen. I just assumed you would unhinge your jaw like the snake-glutton you are

I can’t believe it took you this long to make a jack-o-lantern

reading this makes me dumber

I’m glad you accept your stupidity

The one thing that is actually food and you send it back

wait, couldn’t you zap yourself in the future/past and away from the ticking timebomb that is this place?

you tried

Glad you have a can-do attitude

You are so so smart for someone that eats fucking chalk and nuclear waste
like hell that would work. Do you just have to believe to make it appear?

and like hell, it actually worked

Knob fiddling powers, activate

like hell that would work. Do you just have to believe to make it appear?

ok, using the ruler you are going to map yourself a path in the building. Good plan. Very coherent for someone who eats chalk


ok….before I read the text…how the fuck does number changing make you a good mayor?

Why not? It’s not like you’ll die in less than 4 minutes or anything

neat. This is going to be important. But I will forget it. Because I don’t care


if this is the machine that fucking made me switch storylines between Rose/Dave/John, I want to kill that person

I can’t even guess what insane thing Hussie has planned for this button

X marks the spot. To treasure or death, Who Knows!?

neat. they look like keychains