
Jake is the Spongebob to Erisol’s Squidward.

Jake is the Spongebob to Erisol’s Squidward.

Eridan and Sollux may not like each other, but at least they can both agree that this is apparently a huge waste of time.

As transparent as a glass house.

Erisol huh. I like Solidan, or Soleri better but to each his own I guess.

Did you meet Gamzee as well, or was Solidan there already?

Again….not friendly, and they both have love problems considering they are rivals after all
Wait, this could be perfect. Have them fight over love and them implode and end the curse of their ghost existence.

God this hurts….Jake not even bothering to respond, locking Dirk out only to see a photo of happier times.
He even changed clothes from adventurers like Dirk to his business suit.

At least Dirk is considerate enough to give Jake a choice on refusing or not.

I get that it could sound like a adventure romance type of thing, few days alone with only your boyfriend and danger and all. But if Jake wants alone time from you, that doesn’t sound very appealing.

Yeah….Dirk, if Jake wants to be alone….let him be alone, and not try to make plans of reaching your session’s forge.

Dirk. I understand that you have had no personal human contact in your entire life, but people do need some alone time eventually. And by alone, they mean by themselves, privately, alone.

Ah, I get it. Dirk is a bit too clingy (to put it nicely) on you, isn’t he Jake?

Why must all the Strider Boys just be hating on Cage?

At least Nick Cage can watch over me with his two guns.

Having problems in your love life? I don’t think Eridan or Sollux or Solidan can help.

Maybe it is Dirk asking why you still have such an unholy abomination with you as a ghost?
And so, we enter the alien Shire of whimsy and magic.

Alright Hussie. Alright I am trusting you (for some reason) that this time, Act 6.5 is NOT just one video. Ok? Ok.

And the curtain closes on a guy that didn’t get ANY screen time throughout the intermission. What a world.

Cool, thanks Hussie. Now I have to fucking change my tags again this early in the session. Won-der-ful.