
Boys, please. Settle down. You both used each other for your own ends. This has not changed in the slightest.

Boys, please. Settle down. You both used each other for your own ends. This has not changed in the slightest.

Look, ok. Maybe you are right. And Hal is going to whisk Jake away for some romance. Or kidnap you for moirail-shit. The thing is, that is all on him. It is better to have Hal than Gamzee’s plans. And you just can’t keep him trapped in there forever when he wants to go out.

Oh no shit I agree with that. A supercomputer with a ghost body that can just instantly hack into anything/everything he can. He hella dangerous.
But you made a fucking promise/bargain, and you really think stalling is going to make your situation with him any better? It is better to have him on your side than against it right?
Also, give him a fucking body! He deserves that much.

Ha. Glasses giving Dirk the same choice that he gave to Jake. Or at least, the same pressure to make the right choice.

Then don’t think. Throw. I would rather have Hal get a body than Equius.

Of Fucking Course. I thought it might have been too good to be true for Gamzee to just leave and not try to revive Equius.

You want to make a supervillain Dirk? Because not honoring your promise to a superpower computer is how you make that computer a supervillain. Give him the fucking body.

See? He agrees with me agreeing with him!

I mean….what else is he supposed to do? But that is a pretty shitty reason for keeping him trapped there.

Wait hold up. Were you debating on whether to give Hal a corporal form or not? Dude, don’t be a dick. Give him a fucking body!


Did you really just take Roxy’s dumb metaphor?

Hal is just trying to be helpful to Dirk, to the point of hindrance.

Don’t worry about it. Jake basically told them enough.

….throw the glasses into the sprite. Free him from his glasses prison.

God……did Hal fucking fall in love with Dirk?
Is Hal trying to corner Dirk like how Dirk is trying to corner Jake?

This is some weird family drama right here.

Really? Are you really going to try and corner Dirk in the hat-pile with this? Dirk is ready way too much into this, I agree, but Roxy still needs help.

Again, siding with Hal here. You guys are way too focused on “irony” and the “secret layers”

I mean, fair. So what does Hal want by doing this? (wow, it feels weird to type hal instead of Kyle)

What’s wrong with Hal having some little “me time” here?