
Jake…..you really are as dumb as a bag of teeth.

Jake…..you really are as dumb as a bag of teeth.

What’s that meme about having stupidity being someone’s greatest turn-on?

Because apparently, you won’t understand Caliborn’s genius plan until it was too late, from what I am gathering.

Yeah, I don’t really remember Jake talking to Caliborn either. So we in the same boat.

Don’t forget, I still have the creepy theory of Caliborn still yandere loving Dirk.

Why are you walking? What is there to gain when walking?

Don’t ask about his boypledge. He’s going to break it eventually when he talks to Snowman, Ferrari, time-traveling demon Beta-Damara, etc.

great, good to know that this guy is an incel.

on no please tell us how you really feel.

Me when I hear something too stupid to be true.

oh he’s very serious if he used a dictionary. Watch out for the badass over here.

Sure, I can ignore the semantics. For now. You are still an asshole.

Please, like you aren’t candy-coated nightmares at douche levels yourself.

Trust me, it’s bad. And pretty creepy.

Well you just jump into awful don’t you?


Hi you walking talking alligator purse. Still peeping I see.

I would rather not. Stop getting distacted!

You never even talked to this guy before now, did you?




The only reason that you don’t is that a giant monster destroyed the phone. Other than that, you better fucking read it.