Uh…….Down Girl?

Guys….fear her and run.

The only thing I can think of, is that they can’t actually die if Jade blows up. Which makes me fearful if Jade teleports them instead.

LEAVE MY GIRL ALONE YOU SALTY SEA SWAG

oh fuck this is the worst thing I can imagine

because she had practice on both humans, animals, and all-powerful creatures

Jerk

She’s gonna try to summon God-Cat, or try to control Roxy/Dirk, or you know, BOTH

Yeah, not much fun to be gods when the worst person you know is about to kill you.

Alright! We jump to Derse side of the equation.

Can we just, stop and imagine Ferrari going into some badass villain speech, then get hit with the Meteor Squad? Because…..hilarity.