ok the section got better. Karkat just doesn’t like it when Dave uses sarcasm.

Oh reasons I love this section, let me count the ways:

• Dave needing to resort to sarcasm to be understood
• It has gotten to the point where everyone (including Karkat) doesn’t like Gamzee
• This is where the “down with the clown” thing the people kept haunting me with came from
• Karkat is actually mortified if Terezi does become a clown
• homestuck AU where Terezi is the Juggalo and Gamzee is the Justice Person

*le sign* fine Karkat. Looks like Dave has to dumb it down for the masses then. The mass being you, the entire unit of one mass.

Damn Dave, this is really good advice.

Come read Homestuck! We have wacky shenanigans with dead crows, clowns, genocide, apocalypse, philosophy on your existence, and relationship advice on growing up.

Karkat wants to go directly to the problem instead of just addressing the symptoms. He is such a good cat.

Speaker Crab is a godsend

Everyone is kidnapped, and Karkat is staging and intervention. I hope the intervention goes well before you crash land on a planet.