yeah, fresh out of style.

You know, now you’re just stalling here. I don’t even care that much about your pet rock or whatever it is

The fact that you are not freaked out by this, freaks me out

At least that would make me feel like I’ve done something

This would be my reaction if I see The Annoying Orange in real life

so the moral of the story is that we suck

great…get the fridge so we can smash the fruit

You and me both

Well, when Life gives you Fruit, make a fruit salad

Do I really have to?

What are you trying to feed this thing? Fertilizer?

l i s t e n If you didn’t want fruit then you shouldn’t have added it to you own game

can you do it. It will move everything a lot faster than me pretending to have any control over the homestuck narrative

Thanks, it wasn’t what I wanted either

The lime is moving on the table….

John smash it with your hammer

why are you shaking your head? It matched! I won!?

so….is it canon that the reader is and always was a character all along? Like this won’t come up later where the reader was an integral part of the story, will it?

and fail miserably

Oh so she’s playing then. So her pet is a herbivore

I’m back and let’s just get started. Time to see what type of pet Jade would have