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Ignore that backhand swing with a mallet, can people not call Dave “Real Dave”? That is terrible to do that shit with Dave Sprite. THEY ARE BOTH REAL!!! This isn’t Thunderdome! They aren’t fighting for Name Alpha. Cut it out!!!

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Oh shit. Oh Shit.

OH SHIT!

First, Dave’s first sprite was just fucking Caliborn being an asshole, and can probably argued that by giving him power it caused John and Jade to die and the terrible offshoot.

Second, He talking to Dave Sprite! The Sprite Convention has arrived! Sprites Unite!