The best fights are the ones not fought.

Also the ones where I would just punch you instead. Kicking ass a la muggle style is a better option.

God, Dirk has the right idea, but GOD! Aranea…nooooo….

She is so obsessed with her pirate version MindFang, that she not only idolizes it but also sees it as her true being, and that just hurts. Just hurts a lot to see how fixated she has become with this, and makes me sad thinking about the Aranea that we used to know.

You know Kill Bill where there was a 5 finger death punch to the heart to die? I just got a vision of Dirk attempting that on Aranea and I am so pleased with myself.

Yeah now she isn’t trying to be subtle about dangling a baited hook.

Apparently long enough to introduce 5 more side-plots.

Oh Look, she’s even closing her eyes to give Dirk a fighting chance.

That isn’t condescending at all.

There is just too much crazy going on on this one little planet, so I’m just going to continue on.