On a shining blue planet, with the fireflies abound, the perfect setting to play “Can You Feel The Love Tonight” in the background.

John and Roxy reunite after we finally learn about the true secret of
the oil slick crap. It has to be weird for people who followed
Homestuck since the beginning to see those panels be changed, whereas
since I came later I saw them all with an air of mystery and annoyance.

So now let’s pool our denizen knowledge together and get a plan of attack.