Tag: hs350

to quote a troll from long ago that seems to fit this well:

“It’s hard. Being a kid and growing up. It’s hard and nobody understands”

You are about to discover John’s latent ability: being so refreshingly honest that you have no choice but to cheer up, whether intended or not.

Sometimes you can’t really cheer someone up to cheer them up. And that’s ok. 

God the struggle is real and relatable. Because it is one thing to see Jake go through it, but it just hits you like a dropped brick when Jake sums it all up like this.

Dammit Jake, I Still Believe In You!!! Be the Bruce Willis you wish to be! You go BE that Action Hero Star!!

Ever get that feeling where you get high expectations of yourself to the point it just paralyzes you on what to do?

That’s the kind of Humor I love using. Answering questions with blatantly obvious answers (ex: how did you do that? Very Carefully).

But Jake just wanted to be the big tough guy hero meeting everyone, but that wasn’t how it went At All.

And you guys never had a chance to meet with the REST of the Trolls either.

See!? Glad I’m not the only one who felt that way as well. I’m not tagging this as one of my seer moments because I don’t think it counts

Alright! This is what I like to see. Everyone getting comfortable in their personal conversation.

Yes, bring Dad in on all of this. He kicked clown ass before. He can do it again!

Plus the mental image of Dad going Hulk but still keeping his head the same size amuses me.

Homestuck is just a story about a kids wanting to reunite with their family members, is that so wrong?

I want to say yes, but then I remembered the newspaper clippings that Beta-Dad had about the meteor investigations, so I guess John never really knew everything about his dad.

Then again, don’t we all?

John wants to know of her dad is like his dad and they can be buddies again!!

The grass really is greener on the other side of the ocean.

Two Words: Assassination Attempts

John, John you glorious bastard. You have the greatest chance in the world to freak Jane out from “beyond the grave” when she wakes up. Do NOT miss your chance! Activate your prank skills young patawan.

Please, please, I need to read a movie night between John, Jake, and Karkat. Or with everyone. Yeah fuck it, let’s bring in everyone. Let’s Gremlins this shit and put every character in Homestuck in a movie theater to watch Snow White..

This makes me happy because now since Jake is in a familiar territory (movies) he is a lot more energetic in this conversation.

There should be a fucking warning on homestuck to not read while drinking because I almost choked again. Of course Jake would put it to movie terms.