True, True, True, Absolute Truth

Are we suuuuuuuure that Karkat and Vriska don’t/shouldn’t have a spades thing going on? Because like, Vriska makes him draw pictures he doesn’t want to do, he draws trash photos to screw with her, she keeps giving everyone missions to do, he can’t fucking fly. Like, the steps are all there for pitch feelings, I’m not crazy on this right?

riiiiiiiight. Tavros might not have yet established flushed-feelings for Vriska yet. But now I’m wondering what exactly are these secret missions that Vriska is giving to people? One for Kanaya, One for Tavros.

Didn’t you say that his skillset was nonexistent?

Not going to lie, but having Jake and Tavros fighting Slick might be for the best. Because they might at least be hesitant enough to learn that Slick is trying to kill English.

Granted, Slick will still probably try to stab them, but at least there is a chance.

And this is where Jake learns that his entire life just has been a Joke.

I believe you are talking to Jeep there, Vriska.

I can’t really argue with her there. This really does sound so stupid.

Yeah Vriska, What?? Like, you didn’t want to tell people that Slick is still trying to kill English as a way to, idk, have Slick lead them and again try to boost people to their “better selves”?

Gee Vriska, thanks for putting people on “Pool Duty”. You certainly know how to boost everyone’s contribution here.

As opposed to any other point in Homestuck?

THAT is the same smile that I have on my face right now, because we are about to be talking about the best Jack.

I hope everyone had a good holiday last week. I sure did. But now I’m back to continue what I started. 

And to point out, I do remember that Arquius came out the fuck nowhere when Caliborn was doing his stop-motion shenanigans (tbh I was treating that segment more like a fever dream). But now I’m just waiting for when Arquius is going to somehow do that same thing in this new timeline, post-reset.

I’m still waiting Hussie. I know that is going to happen again because I know you.