Alright, going to end it here for the night.

Still the Desert Trio Shinnanagans. I have no idea what Safety Man meant with Post Lady, and I am afraid to find out. Desert Mayor has his hands full with explosions there.

Present Jade is stuck and I have no idea what the hell she is going to do.

But Past Jade is so adorable!!! I’m glad that my first intro to her Grandpa was him fucking obliterating a butterfly, but this was the start of their friendship. It was because John’s present that got sent to the past that made her realize her hobbies and started her search to find her friends! I love romanticizing friendships like this. It’s like it was meant to be.

John picks out the best presents

Aw, young innocent Jade. I guess this was before you see into the future dream clouds huh?

You deserve all of the happiness in the world

He signed it with his chat handle so that was how Jade knew how to find him!

No John, but you were a little early.

First, he gave her a matching shirt as shirt buddies. 2nd, so supportive to give her all the pumpkins that she wants.

Fuck being John’s friend, I want to be John to my friends

Don’t sell yourself short John. You apparently gave her the friendship back

…ok….

so because she got this letter/package, she knew that she, and 3 people named Rose, Dave, and John, were going to be friends in the future, where John would send her a package that went through time shenanigans to her 4 year old self to let her know they were going to be friends in the future

How long was Hussie thinking about these time travel plotlines?

Can she read at 4?

Uh..that is weird. So, did Jade become friends with John because she was already going to be friends with him, or because she knew that she will become friends with him?

John I am so happy and proud of you

my heart, and commercializing

I’m mad at the situation, but not at you. You’re doing great sweetie

So, ok, if I am following this right…

John gave her a present. Which she knows will be taken from her by some mad max distopian, and told them to send her the present into the past for her 4th birthday…

Meaning that unless it gets stolen again, she had this fucking present the entire goddamn time

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I like to imagine the Dog’s voice being like those deep all-knowing voices of magic secrets

I want the complete set Hussie. Give me more baby beans

Would this be one of those, “those who don’t know homestuck explain the picture”, pictures?

dafukdidiwatch:

You know that vine of the dog eating the butterfly? I’m waiting for that

This is everything I ever wanted and more.

…we are either getting closer to its destruction (which I like), or the butterfly talks and is the shadow lord or something (which I don’t like)