I’m afraid it might work, because that means I have to think of an explanation over why it could work

dafukdidiwatch:

…If you were going to put the hat out, why set it on fire in the first place???

so after some thought over about Jack Black letting him go, Dad here either knew that the best way for him to get out was to kill the hat this guy hated, or he hate clowns to the point where he also just hated the fucking hat

dafukdidiwatch:

Well look at it this way, at least you don’t have to wear your hat anymore

You know…I’m not sure if there was a better excuse he can tell his boss about the destruction of his hat than this fucking scenario

Get Out

I’m trying to see a hat, but all I see is a giant gaping hole on a snowy mountain.

I’m Black Jack over there, just trying to process what the fuck has just happened as this guy Hoedown Stomps

…If you were going to put the hat out, why set it on fire in the first place???

Well look at it this way, at least you don’t have to wear your hat anymore

Oh shit! John’s Dad is a sadistic bastard

Finally, I get to see someone punch a clown in the face

What are you, Jaws now?

While that wasn’t very knife to say, it was pretty funny

It’s Shanking Time!

dafukdidiwatch:

First Thought: Jesus Christ How Could You?!

Second Thought: Oh You’re a Dick, that’s how

Third Thought: How the fuck do you not know his name by now?

First Thought: Jesus Christ How Could You?!

Second Thought: Oh You’re a Dick, that’s how

Listen, my boss works as a college administrator, rides a segway, and is super ripped because he was a competitive body builder. I will never get tired of the idea of a business man that can fight like nobody’s business

I have nothing to add here. This is the best thing Hussie has ever written, and it is going in the quote book

Holy Fuck Yes, CLOWN BOSS BATTLE!!!

Hussie…could I at least get a warning when Strobe Lights appear? I’m too tired for this shit

I have arisen, after a LONG ass day of work and a few hours to chill. So now let’s chill even further and see where this day’s shenanigans take us

I want to know who got whopped