Tag: hs46

…it looks like he left tied up his rival so that he can woo the fucking clock

No but seriously, what the fuck?

He looks like if Yoshi became human and had the powers of the hypno toad

He looks like if Kermit decided to get Buttons in his Eyes from Coraline

WHY CAN’T I LOOK AWAY!?!

I am not sure how that would help, but at least you can complete your side quest

ok, so you weren’t a wimp after all. My respect for you got a smidge higher. Even though someone keeps giving people sporadic powers *looks at hussie*

What the Fuck

You look more like you’re poking a tree. I think it will be alright

At least it is an actual weapon, he has that going for him

I’m detecting that…something stupid will happen

So I guess this is a Two on Two fight then

You know, I was fully prepared for it to be a video, got everything loned up and recorded, and what do I get?

A pepper shaker and a dapper lima bean.

Wait, I get video? Wait…is this Jade possessing one of the other guys, or just us switching people?

Maybe he is a paralyzed monkey, you shouldn’t judge. You’re a walking licorice stick

The fucking shark teeth get me every time.

I can never take the name Clubs Deuce seriously. I know it’s for 2, but whenever I hear “deuce” I think “pooping” so I have that association going for me

Two Words: Clock Genocide

Yeah…seeing how you just broke and burnt a shit ton of clocks, I doubt that you have the element of surprise anymore

How long does it take to put shit away?

Finally, time to see you become devastated as everything you love gets fucked over

Look at his funky little shark teeth. ….

…………………………..

…does he have….

Is that another goddamn bar code!?!!