Throwing your porn at the enemy: Power Move

Now for my next trick…

Shit Appears

If you throw them fast enough maybe they can stick to his head

Will the licorice be like D&D items? Like they can magically summon a bear or something?

Ew. It’s like demonic Mr. Hankeys

Heh, fetch me my poop stick

Which card to pick up? How about…all of them? It’s your fucking mess after all. It isn’t like you aren’t allowed to touch anything but clubs

I feel like the cards are foreshadowing something, but I am not sure what. I’m more focused on why the same clown imp ink stain is there

you two would get along nicely

Do all of these guys have a deck on them?

And for that matter, do all of them have fucking rules bar-codes tattooed on them?

now if he moves so slow, does that mean everything around him is stupidly fast?

I’m sorry, if I wanted the pepper shaker I would have asked for him

God, this guy moves like a glacier doesn’t he? At least you have weapons to beat him with

It is night, I found out that I don’t have work in the morning, so time to party with the Not Problem Sleuths/Midnight Crew

When I read this I get MLP flashbacks