For some reason, I feel like he is going to lose, because Fuck this guy

Why aren’t you dead

Are we going to meet our last Midnight Crew Boy?

Don’t be a prude. Everyone wants a Dick Stick like that.

Watching this makes my head hurt. Please stop throbbing with your Penis Cane

How many penis canes do you have?

BEGONE

THOT

Alright. Waiting for Dinner to be done to watch the Lions game, so got some time for Homestuck!

It isn’t like he is going anywhere. He probably wouldn’t even reach the door by the time you get back