I wanted to say something along the lines of Dave watching bullshit happening, but then I noticed that he has Midnight Crew bedsheets and this child is adorable

Jade, why don’t you just stick the stiff on the roof? Why is this going to be the toilet thing all over again

Jade: I can’t put it in your room

Dave: Then Don’t

Please let this be true! I support your Bird Villainy Dave!

no

no no no

don’t compare Dave’s wholesome bird hobby to whatever sexual deviant puppet freak does

Holy Shit these ARE your birds? You are Edgar Allen Bro

I guess Dave just lives with these birds then. He’s the Raven Bro

While I know Dave left to deal with Jade things, I am about 85% sure Rose is updating her FAQ as we speak

I like how he is complaining to Rose while Jade does shit around him

Hope you enjoy your nuclear reactor Dave

Can’t we make things easier children, and stick them all in the same room? How hard is that?

What’s weird is that you decide to put the creation machine in a location that is 3x taller than Dave

This is like the time-skipping video of last time, only now I’m doing all the work

Well shit. We are jumping around timelines aren’t we?

And is that a fucking murder scene??

I would put up John’s “Friendship isn’t an emotion fuckwit” but I have a lot more respect for the Mayor.

This has to be a dream. There is no way in hell they became hobo-buddies this fast

There is nothing rational about you Desert Mayor

I was so distracted by the pretty scenery that I didn’t noticed

There is something glowing there

This is so goddamn pretty. It’s like walking through an underwater kelp forest at the bottom of the ocean

Well, I have nothing going on, and if I do I can push that off ‘til tomorrow.

So time to go looting!