

That is so fucking cruel…And yet I want to know if it will work


That is so fucking cruel…And yet I want to know if it will work

I got the image of someone making a gif of monster-dave twerk-peeing into the bottle


Just pee in the toilet and hope Jade can transport it elsewhere?

This is the greatest thing the apple-pee joke could have gone. I fucking couldn’t ask for anything better

Dave gets crass when he is embarrassed. This is fucking hilarious

oh my god, that was a fucking good flirt there Dave

I mean, in like 4 hours your shit is mostly going to be broken anyway, so why worry? Also, what the fuck is a seizure kernel
I mean, that is the purpose of a toilet so I wouldn’t call it the worse

You know what? Fair. That toilet would be the worst shitting thing ever

I would to if I can control my dreams with a fucking robot Jade. Not everyone is fine like you

That is precious

I’m glad that Dave can see when Jade is sleep-typing. Good luck getting out at the last minute bud

I mean, you have the toilet right there. Go wild my dude.

I mean, that is the purpose of a toilet so I wouldn’t call it the worse

I would also scream at the orb


Well, that is one way to kick start your impending doom.

Uh, I hope Dave doesn’t have other tenants in this building

Uh Oh

Jade, you moved it out already. Why the hell would you move it back in?

…if that spills on his DJ stuff, would the pee prophecy come true?

*sigh* this is why we can’t have decent shit.