

First Captain Buzzkill, then Cookie Mountain, and now Jade’s FrankenGramps. Is everyone just going to steal everything you own?


First Captain Buzzkill, then Cookie Mountain, and now Jade’s FrankenGramps. Is everyone just going to steal everything you own?


Hey, here’s an idea: Fuck whatever hidden protector bullshit you are doing know, and actually talk to John now so he won’t be screwed in the future
Also how the fuck did you get here?

Egh! Just imagine seeing this face in the middle of the night


And he is taking my shit. Rude much?

Your elephant gun did shit against the Shrek 2 Cookie Monster

Cyclops? More like Bye-Clops!
Well isn’t he a sight for sore eye
Eye can’t think of any more puns. I’m a very bad joke pupil

Well, at least you got a laughing lizard head as a trophy. Huzzah?

Fuck, I’ll have what he’s having

Uh…is Gramp’s Spirit out hunting with his gun?

Well John….at least things can’t get worse

He looks like he is about to go into a soliloquy on how he is a lonely Gingerbread Man with no friends


Fair, but having a Mage Hand makes the work go twice as fast

You know, that does not look like a basilisk. Are they supposed to be snakes?

YES! John SMASH!!!


Jade, I get the letters going into the future because time bullshit, but how did you send this one into another dimension?


Wait, both of your kingdoms are in space. How did you get here?


OH SHIT MAN!!!
So how the fuck did these guys get punted to Earth?


What do you think people? Should I upgrade his nickname to Captain Buzzkill?


It’s called a private property and theft if you take it
Ok, so first, Hussie uses ? to differentiate between the Desert Version, and the Liar
Also, what exactly is the fine? Like 600 Clown Hats??

