Oh My God

You have 2 daughters now

Whatever she knitted he is going to wear it because he will love her passive aggressive ways

Ladies and Gents this is the moment you’ve waited for

True, but I don’t think she meant for you to read her copy

Who knows, maybe the imps would like poetry

What is with Hussie and football?

No way in hell this is a real book

So Dave’s dream self was away this entire time. And his fucking cryptic message was his stupid comic characters.

So when he writes his comics, he is fucking telling what is going to happen in the future with his shitty art styles and memes?

Meaning that this

is in reference to this!?

Dave, why do you have these powers?

Maybe it will tell you about the future

press f for respect for Dave. He was took out by yarn

John is a pure boy, pass it on

Chibi Cthulhu is great, and I am surprise that John isn’t saying anything about the wall yet

find her monster manual

Dammit now I can never unsee it

Is this why the Stairs are so fucking prevalent?!

Is he using his future knowledge to make fucking memes!?`

Adorable place you have here Dave. Love the decor, could do without the puppet. But what exactly is that cryptic writing? A bird? A BBQ?

dafukdidiwatch:

someday, my prince will come

hey

You look more alien than the trolls

dafukdidiwatch:

WAKE UP BITCH

oh I guess he did

WAKE UP BITCH

I love it it’s so awful! Why does Cal still move, is he possessed by Dave’s Bro or something? And why are the Crows there? Are they part if the game, or just got zapped into it?