This seems like a good place to stop at.

So…wow, found the Adult’s origin story-ish. John is literally the cause of their own existence. He copied the adults, he made the babies. How the babies were delivered by meteor I don’t know, but this is probably what Rose’s Mom was studying, trying to get her own genetic machine to work or understand how the alien one worked.

I also figured out how the babies work. It is based on the Hair style.

Rose = R-Mom + D-Bro

Dave = D-Bro + R-Mom

Jade = J-Nanna + J-Gramps

John = J-Gramps + J-Nanna

So what this is saying is that Dave’s Bro is really his dad and the Sun/Moon groups are in fact siblings

And let us not forget about the rabbit!

Because now I have a theory.

Dave gave John the rabbit from the movie. After Time Travel, Rose got the rabbit. It became torn, so she patched it up to give to John again. Time Travel happens and now Jade has the Rabbit, and she probably was going to give the rabbit back to John for his birthday.

Again.

Jade’s present to John was the rabbit.

All the kids gave John the same rabbit for his birthday.

dafukdidiwatch:

That pig is going to have a bad time

That pig is going to have a bad time

Did you even have a use for these coins…like at all?

At least know you have enough for whatever Hammer monstrosity you were trying to make before

John, you are way too young to have kids

yeah, to I guess parent?

OH SHIT I FUCKED UP

The first time was the parents!! The Adults!!! Because them as babies wouldn’t count as paradoxes

THEN the genetic code mixed and created the four of them!

Holy Shit Son!!!

Are you making genetic meteors for them as cocoons?

Ok, another hatch then…why?

He doesn’t understand that he just gave birth to himself

Blame the Cat

I think what kills me the most is that the Adults were probably researching this their entire lives. Like “Where did the meteor come from?” “Why is there a baby in here” “Who is responsible for this”

and after they are done investigation John comes up behind them and is the cause of everything without them realizing

ugh my head….

SO

To avoid paradoxes you can’t have just 1 person, otherwise it will be an exact copy of said person

So by having at least 4 genetic samples the machine (whatever the hell it is) can mix and match safely to create new genetic variations of said people

thus creating the 4 of them

So are they all technically siblings, or what?

dafukdidiwatch:

oh god are you making babies?

OH MY GOD

oh god are you making babies?

And apparently awakens the machine

good job John, what are you going to do now

Here’s Nuke Jetson

gotta collect that genetic code like pokemon y’all