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John just got the secret of the universe explained to him, and the first thing he goes is “well, I’ll still act surprised so that they won’t feel bad”. This is why I love you

ok, now we are getting somewhere. Did you meet/know the kids from the null sessions, or are you one of them just waiting to die at some point?

You’re implying that Space and Time had a conscious choice in the matter, like it didn’t just…Happen

See! John Gets it!

Like if someone wants to make the big statement of “oh this is how you were created. THIS is how you are your own maker” stuff that’s fine.

But like John says, it’s basically a distraction.

Because at the end of the day this information isn’t going to help John move forward. He still needs to get out, he still needs to find a way to his friends. While some people may think this information is important, it isn’t necessary.Hell he did all this shit on accident without realizing anything!

If people want to look into it, that’s fine.But John has other things to worry about, (like getting off a meteor) and this information isn’t going to help. Maybe later, but not right now.

how cute, you don’t want to spoil us for the story/anything

Yes, that is how most video games/d&d quests go

so it comes from riddles.com then?

well, I’m guessing the ultimate riddle was my question: Were they ever born. And the real answer is:

You could have just said that in the first place, no need to get huffy

Gee thanks…

I mean, I guess in this wacky plane of existence you can spend 20 years here and only 2 seconds have passed back home, or even 2000 years

So does that mean that they were never born? Like if you take an adult dna, and send that baby back in time who grows up to be the same adult that you too the dna from, if it is in that cycle does that mean they were never actually born?

You have absolutely no idea what happened and don’t want to admit that you were pressing buttons just because

John, I knew that you were just screwing around….but what were you thinking when you were zapping your grandma and getting that green goo?

Damn, what happened to the Troll that just goes for the gut and just says “fuck you you trash” This is just weak

Candy Corn playing the defensive, but John has the comeback

If you’re going to troll a country/culture, at least know what it is you are trolling, because otherwise you sound like an idiot

At least you are consistent in your time travels. But what rift?

This is where Candy Corn realizes that John knows more than he does because of how he is time traveling. 

I like this line. Just the afterthought of saying “Fuck You” makes me laugh

Honestly this is the best way to shut down a troll is to just be a Butters about it. This is amazing