
Wait…Jegus is real?

Wait…Jegus is real?

So is he going to grow into his horns, or does he have short ones on purpose

I know 2 out of 3: 50 first dates and the Will Smith Marriage Arranger

If it was filled with slime, why didn’t you take off your clothes in the first place?

God I don’t remember this scene in Alien

get in loser we’re going sleeping

Hold the fuck there Kitkat. Does the whole of the species have these terrible visions, or just you?

You look so enthused there Karkat (it’s going to be weird using your new name)

is that your bed? Gross

Enjoy the peaceful life I have before everything turns to shit

Huh, so they actually played the game right then. With 2 teams “fighting” each other, only to work together in the end and save the day.
I want to think that his 5 friends were the 5 other trolls that we have met so far, but I am unsure

I can’t tell if the Troll game encourages users to type in weird ass ways, or if he just speaks in all caps all the time

So you like romance movies, making computer viruses (and buying more computers to replace the ones you killed) and you want to be an executioner?
All and all a well rounded guy

Alright, so we have an depressed gay here.

Wait? Your Kitkat? This was the guy that everyone absolutely loves?

This guy? The tired Sock Puppet?

ok, hussie didn’t even try, he just stuck horns on everything

Holy fuck what is this shit. Honestly, how can I trust their civilization when they name their movies like that

Both him and me are just waiting for something to happen.

right, like we have a choice

at least I’m not wearing a sex symbol on my shirt, so just chill