you know what? I appreciate that

Damn, he didn’t even give us a chance to write it out. Shot down instantly

Alright wheel, let’s see what we get

candy corn candy corn candy corn candy corn candy corn

alright, makes sense. If the kids play the game and end up millions upon millions of years in the future, why not the trolls

Called it

Now Hussie thinks he can just confuse me with his random nonsense words and his crazy word lingo, but jokes on him, I read hfy fics on the reg so I can understand it all.

tl;dr: it’s his 13th bday in alien years and he only now gets a name

What was people just calling him trash boy #1 all this time?

Aye! It’s Candy Corn! And he has a Sickle…and whatever those green sludge pods are

Uh….they live like bees?

oh sweet, so we are at troll land now. Your planet is dull as shit losers.

Wait, is it called Alternia because it is an alternate planet for the game to be at?

Well at least I can understand alien check marks and wrong symbols. At least there is that

yeah, and give me the real planet name that I can’t read

When this is over someone give me the translation for the planet’s fake name, because hussie is a smartass

Thanks Hussie, I can’t read

I can’t really think of any other shitty names, so let’s see how this fairs

oh shit, uhhhh….bland land?

ok, here we see another dead planet caused by SBURB. Looks like the moons are ok though

Here I am people! Finally, let us officially start Act 5