I hate this fake bullshit language

because if I am reading this right, this is creating 2 universe in a paradox like state that depend on each other, but it is written is such an awful way I hate it

Let’s see if I can read this

At least he is trying to your coding skills there.

did he want to make a biochemical/nuclear bomb? Careful not to cut yourself with all that Edge

if his guy wasn’t sucked into SBURB, he would have been a fucking terrorist. Can you chill for 5 seconds!?

*sigh* So this is how it goes, huh?

So instead of SBURB, what the ~ATH does is allows users to code changes into the trolls life. So Karkat can write like Karkat( HAIR: Red) to change his hair to red til the end of time.

And no shit it would be til the end of time for the program to end, because when the universe ends it would just destroy the computer the program was running on!

yeah, just stop the program

oh absolutely, without a doubt, uh huh, sure

ok looks like that the the color this is right. Or at least each troll has different color blood based on their text color. So if my guess of ranking is right, then Gamzee is actually a high class (hehe, high)  and Karkat is on the low end. Which is weird because I don’t think Grey is in the color spectrum like this but whatever. But it’s nice to see them being friends without worrying about classist bullshit, not sure how long it will last though.

And it seems that my Zodiac Aquarius is on the high end. Hope you aren’t a tool

so if I am reading this correctly, this is just the basic skeleton of a program.

He imports the universe, then himself, then did nothing, and just destroyed the universe.

You might want to add more flavor there

No wonder your coding skills are shitty, you are learning a shitty language

I am STILL HERE

LATE NIGHT BLOG!

Time to judge Karkat’s programming skills