Based on how she writes

Dammit, I won’t give up!

oh yay, I get a hint. Lucky Me

fuck no I am not going back. I am taking this as a challenge

I’m on her computer? I can log in?
Oh I am going to abuse the shit out of this

let’s go with a mystery box, because I love a good mystery

I get choices? Interesting…it’s like a choose-your-own-adventure except not really
yeah I want like 12 episodes of her court drama please

I’m sorry, did I say 12? I mean 50

yeah I want like 12 episodes of her court drama please

Careful there, your chaos is showing

she has been thinking about her dream job for a long time, hasn’t she

This looks like an album cover

put some effort into it! Jeez, Jade can slap herself harder than that

I mean, if there really is no trial, what else is the court there to do?


That’s because she has no idea what to say to up the “drama”

Prepare for your doom, tiny sea horse

Time to Tap-dance…FOR JUSTICE!

Jeez, she looks like she is about to beat of Alphys

this is less of a court case and more police brutality

then how the fuck did senator asshole escape from justice? Trial by Combat?