oh my got, is she just an emotionless husk!? Did the Gods EAT HER FEELINGS!?

She has no idea how to process this, does she?

at a graveyard maybe

Please Clap: Homestuck Edition

I love how this implies that he was waiting so long for a response, that he had to explain it was sarcasm

It isn’t a “like” as much as a “need”

…wait that isn’t right, let me try again

It isn’t a “like” as much as a “forced”

Everyone has a dick joke in their pocket, waiting to be whipped out. But now I’m wondering is if Trolls do have a penis bone

oh my god, does she also speak to the space gods here? She really is acting like a stereotypical prophet right now

ok, I get it. She is a pessimistic Gamzee. While Gamzee accepts the wonders of life, she accepts the harsh realities of despair

Yeah, “wow FUCK” really does sum all of this up.

I mean, I get accepting your death (I guess) but the whole inevitable failure thing is sort of depressing. Like, if you think that, then why are you even doing it

Jeez, what voice? Are you talking about Rose’s walk-through? Was it on a voice recorder? I didn’t think it was, unless having Magic makes it so that Rose was speaking literally to them.

She doesn’t have a lot of emotion in her, does she?

ok, so she is the one who knows the deets, Sollux is just doing his part

Out of how the other trolls leetspeek, this might be the laziest attempt there was

Oh shit, it’s her!

Ghost Chick establishes herself as a ApocalypseArisen! Let’s see where she will end up on the leader-board

I hope y’all enjoy my Troll Rank that I put up. You like it? You hate it? You have a betting pool on it? Let me know in the asks and keep up as the trolls keep vying for #1

Because we now have a new contender