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i don’t need this. I really don’t need this. I fucking take programming classes for my major every day for the past 4 years I don’t need to learn any more fucking coding systems especially for some fake ass sudo-game-comic hybrid

dafukdidiwatch:

please don’t be porn

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Even Worse. This is the part that Got me. I got distracted playing the other games on this shelf that I actually forgot the play-read the main game. Well, no more satan. I will not fall in your pit-trap of sidequests. I shall continue on away from this temptress of Detectives and Jail Breaks. Good Day

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Dude. My friend. 13 year old me could live on cake for a week. Hell, 22 year old current me can live on cake for 2 weeks. Don’t be so judgey

Also, it looks like he’s about to crap and his computer doesn’t want to suffer anymore

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Right So I wanna take a guess now. The posters were Little Monsters, Con Air, and Deep Impact with this Beta Sburb game. (is it pronounced Sub-burb, or Su-burb?) So I wanna say that this game will lead to John meeting monsters, getting tricked, and killing the world.

dafukdidiwatch:

I don’t care if that movie is about literal armagedeon, I wanna live there than deal with the Orange Turd anymore

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Huh, this movie came out in 1998. So 20 years ago Morgan Freeman was president. and 10 years ago Obama was president.

And Right Now, I want Obama to still be the president