Tag: hspt1

I’m starting to hate this pink bar

I hope John shits on you next

Come on John, give in to temptation

That isn’t the point I had in mind, but I’ll take it

…why do I need to know the rules of this comic. I didn’t ask for this

And this is also inaccurate. In a real Stack, the nails would try to shove itself in but wouldn’t fit, creating a Stack Overflow. Having the Arms leave mean that this is a Queue (think a line to the bathroom or something)

So this is a tutorial about how to store items like a Queue but use them like a Stack in a game that you don’t interact with at all.

There better be a damn point to this

The best puns are ones that you don’t know if they are intentional or not

WILL THE TUTORIAL END???

ok, guessing the plot now. I find Hammer and Nails. And I nail the damn thing on the wall and victory.

Did your dad leave the cakes too? That is way too much for one kid

Whelp, now I know what to get when I cosplay as John the armless 13 year old

It took me to the fucking store. I am slightly impressed

K, so one of the many pitfalls I had the one time I tried to read this oh so many years ago was that I got distracted by the games within the game that is a comic. So please don’t be this pitfall again

As a Computer Science Major, I know exactly what a Stack is. It works exactly like a Pez dispenser. So Puzzling: no. Irritating: mildly.

Ah, so close yet so far. Maybe someday your arms will stay permanently visible.

Why am I taking a tutorial on how to read a comic? Was this always just Homestuck: The game of reading

So I do have hands

And I want to save them in a floating booklet. Ok. Right. John, what the fuck is your life like where this is usual?

So it’s an interactive comic where I can’t interact with it. Alright.

Is John just wondering who is moving the cake for him, or does he not care that about the floating mouse hand

Wait, I thought I was looking for my arms?

How many cakes does this kid have???

I’m glad that the game tells me exactly who I am. But why did it have to remind me that I have no arms. And yet have two cakes in my room.

So Kid #1 is John. One down three to go

Well, it’s a lot better than I would come up with

too bad it won’t work

So it’s a moving comic from 2009. Holy shit this guy would be my age. I gotta do him justice with an awesome name